Chapter 9.
AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da boox! dis is frum da movie ok [You actually saw the movie?!] so itz nut my folt if dumbeldor swers! Uh... what? besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson snap [crackle, pop] dosent lik harry now is coz hes christian and vampire is a satanist! [???] MCR ROX! Good to know.
I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Draco for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco.
Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me Everything started flying towards you? Did you die? on a broomstick! He didn't have a nose [Yeah, you covered that.] (basically like Voldemort in the movie) Haha. and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. Holy shit! Someone who isn't gothic! It was… Voldemort! NAW!
"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted "Imperius!" and I couldn't run away. That's not what it does.
"Crookshanks!" Hey, no way! That's enough! Leave Hermione's cat alone! I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I would too if someone threw a random cat af me. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist Wha? so I stopped.
"Ebony." he yelled. "Thou must kill Vampire Potter!" What's with the random Shakespeare talk now?
I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I don't know who that is. Google time! |
| Yeah. Totally looks like Vampyre. |
I remembered that Draco had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?
"No, Voldemort!" I shouted back.
Voldemort gave me a gun. A gun? Why don't you just use Avada Kedavra? "No! Please!" I begged.
"Thou must!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!"
"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way.
Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. "I hath telekinesis." Telepathy! he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.
I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Draco came into the woods.
"Draco!" I said. "Hi!"
"Hi." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
"No." he answered.
"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled.
"That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out. You guys are like monkeys.
Chapter 10.
AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! stup it u poser bitch if u cant rit den donot rit ok! ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok! Oh my... *shoots herself*
I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. How NOT Mary Sue-ish! People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. No you don't. You guys suck. The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, [You met him like a day ago.] Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid. No. Hagrid too? Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) [However, you wear cross earrings.] or a steak [Medium or rare?]) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. If you had seen that movie you'd now that it's amazingly cheerful. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. And I don't care. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not. YOU LIE!
We were singing a cover of 'Helena' [Hey, that's my friend's name. Don't you dare drag her into this mess!] and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.
"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted (concerned?) voice. She'd previously arranged with you that she was going to ask you if you were OK.
"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! His name is Vampire! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears. You were already crying.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall. ??? He was just waiting inside the wall, apparently.
"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?) Actually, no, but you ruined it by pointing it out.
I started to cry and cry. Again? YOU WERE ALREADY CRYING! Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying. 'Cause Draco's so sensitive.
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.
"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. He cried while he recited proverbs. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony, Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists." But you just said that he couldn't die... Whatever, man.
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