Chapter 7. Bring me 2 life This one gets a title randomly.

AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. What? God reviewed your story 5 times? Now, seriously, I'm worried. Who did this? If they weren't trolls, I fear for humanity. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! Are you from NZ now? Vel mai dier frend Im afrayd dat's not gunna happin. STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Evony isn't a Marie Sue [No, she isn't a Marie Sue. She's a MARY SUE.] ok she isn't perfect SHES A SATANITS! That's offensive to satanists.  n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake! What? Depressed? Because she slits her wrists? Do some research on actual depression, then we can talk. And I don't see how that doesn't make her a Mary Sue. Bella Swan is depressed and she's a Mary Sue.

Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings [I do not know what a sing is] on my nails in red nail polish Didn't you just say your nails were black? Whatever... (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). Yes. A Goth Sue.  I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. *snort* Lame attempt at purple prose. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. WHY DOES EVERYONE LOVE ME?! Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then… *le gasp*

Is this how you french pasively?

We started frenching ["Ô mon amour, embrasse-moi!" "Jamais! Tu resembles à un boggart!"] passively [You're that lazy?] and we took off each other's clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took off my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine [Lolwut? Ebony has a penis?] and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?) Yeah, pretty much.

"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while getting an orgasm [gross] when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. OMFG! It's the DARK MARK! It was a black heart with an arrow through it. Wow, Voldie has changed his style a lot. Can't say I'm surprised, though. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words… Vampire! *gasp!* Getting interesting!

I was so angry.

"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. But I knew too much. I read a continuation for this somewhere. It went like this:

"You know too much." Draco said grimly, removing his wand from the robes laying beside them on the floor.

"No! Draco, you can't kill me!" I said, flirtily of course.

"I must. Avada Kedavra!"

And the world was once again sain.

Man, I love writing these little 'what should have happened'. And killing Ebony.

Sadly, that's not what happens. 

"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!" And now you do too! Yay!

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what [a toothbrush?] but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people. Haha. Canon Snape would be all awesome in this situation, but this Snape is a fag.

"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.

Chapter 8.

AN: stop flassing ok! if u do den u r a prep! And you're a poser!

Everyone in the class stared at me [Jeez, wonder why!] and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!

"Ebony, it's not what you think!" Draco screamed sadly. Where's the Draco we know and love?!

My friend B'loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. I do not think it means what you think it means. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. Why does everybody wear contacts here? She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. If her skin is white. why does she need white foundation?  Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Oh. This was an important issue in Spain. Maybe this gets a little better. Her real parents are vampires [Oh. Nevermind.] and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. I think she's depressed because Enoby throws her cat at Voldy in chapter 9. You'll see. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. Do not bring Hermione into this! I'm warning you! (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )

"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him. Good heavens! That does sound like Snape!

"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" I shouted at him. WTF? Weren't you dating Draco?

Everyone gasped.

I don't know why Ebony was so mad at me. Random POV switch? I had went out with Vampire (I'm bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker.  We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.) I'm sensing Tara doesn't like preps.

"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" said Vampire.

"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility [LOL, Ebony used to be a dude.] to Draco and then I started to bust into tears.