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Pick one: Team Voldemort or Team Harry
Team Harry. How stupid is Voldemort? He could just make his Horcrux with ordinary objects that no one would suspect of, and hide them in a safe place; instead, he just makes them really obvious. His obsession with killing Harry Potter himself is ridiculous; Harry Potter would have been dead by book five if he'd only left the Death Eaters kill him. And who the hell puts a part of his soul in a snake?
Plus, in the movie he looks like a pedophile. See the picture: it's from Harry Potter and the Year Nobody Got a haircut, and Voldemort does this at a bondaged fourteen-year-old:
I can touch you now! Nyeah-hehe-hehe! (inserts middle finger in Harry's nostril) Ahhhh yeah! (rape face)And what's up with him molesting Draco and making orgasm noises?
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| M-My Lord? Is that the Elder Wand in your pocked. |
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